Today, we went to a dairy. We saw cows, and also got rained on. Nothing says "Oh, hey, maybe we should get inside" better than dustdevils and screaming six year olds. Though it was a seven year old with the best line of the day.
Backstory! We went on this hay ride (sans hay) to go see the cows where they stay when they're not being milked. It was just spritzing when we went into the barn, but as the cart sat in the barn the rain picked up to qualify as pouring. SO. Instead of asking "Oh, hey, do you guys want to continue, or just go get someplace dry?" the driver decides that we'll go on - and then the rain really starts. And, instead of going someplace dry to ask re: continuation, he STOPS. In the middle of a RAINSTORM.
Cue seven year old, in her best indignant cat voice: "Why did you STOP?!?"
She said the one thing all the teachers were thinking, exactly the way the three of us wanted to say it. It was pretty funny.
My seat partner on the way to the dairy was my drawing buddy from a few days ago. He can recite more than half of Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail verbatim, and also knows far more than necessary about Chao from Sonic or something. He's a fun kid but aaaaaugh I can only listen to things like that for about five minutes, tops. So I gave him my Rubik's Cube for the rest of the trip - the steady stream of poorly accented quotes and video game stats turned into a steady cry of "...Miss Sarah, how am I supposed to
do- WAIT I JUST - I DON'T LIKE THIS THING. Maybe if I just...augh that's not right..."
Vast improvement. :D